Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

Happy Fourth of July, my fellow Americans! After a stirring speech by Bill Pullman, let's all band together and take our country back from the evil, slimy, inhuman creatures who would like nothing better than to enslave us and suck up all of our natural resources!

No, not those evil, slimy, inhuman creatures! 

  

These evil, slimy, inhuman creatures!

Have a great holiday!